Welcome to another Not Me Wednesday where I pretend I have a normal life by denying what actually happens in the day to day. :)
We
are not getting used to a new normal in Sargentopia, which
does not mean earlier bedtimes, simpler meals, and lots of dirty diapers to wash (we
do not have two in diapers).
I
did not mop my floors at 4am this morning, directly after nursing Tiberias back to sleep, just because it was quiet and I had a free moment. I then
did not hop right back in bed to catch a few more zzzz's before the crew started to wake up.
Life with four kiddos
does not go exceptionally well until the "zoo hours" roll around (4pm - 7pm) and everyone goes a bit ape. The following all did not happen within' a 30 minute span of time:
1. Ty wakes up from his nap screaming just when I filled the sink with sudsy water to wash a few dishes.
2. Uriah is in the bathroom while Ty is screaming and he needs me to wipe his bottom.
3. While I am wiping Uriah's bottom (as Ty continues to cry), Ellie toddles in to tell me that she has pooped. I tell her to wait one minute and then Mommy will change her. She decides to reach into her diaper to provide tangible evidence that she has in fact done a #2.
4. Ty screams on as I clean Ellie and change her diaper.
5. I pick up Ty and realize he is crying because... he too has pooped. I lay him on the changing table only to find out that I am all out of diapers and the clean ones are down stairs in the dryer.
6. I lay Ty in his cradle and let the poor kid cry some more as I bring up the clean diapers.
7. For those who are wondering why Ethan is not helping me... it is because I allowed him to go to his friend's house for a few hours. Who knew everyone would poop at the same time... ugh.
8. While I am carrying the diapers up the stairs I hear "Uh oh". I enter the dining room to see Uriah's glass of milk knocked over on the table and it's spreading rapidly across the table toward Ellie's snack. Uriah is crying because his milk is spilt, Ellie is crying because her personal space is being invaded by a beverage and Ty is still crying because of the poop in his diaper.
9. I plunk down the clean diapers, grab a towel and wipe up the milk on the table while Uriah cleans up the mess under the table.
10. Uriah brings the dirty towels downstairs while I pick up Ty, change his diaper and begin to nurse on the couch in the kids room so I can watch them play.
11. While playing dress up, Ellie pinches her belly on a pop gun (she was Davy Crocket) and needs Momma to snuggle her and kiss her boo boo. So she is on one side of me and Ty is nursing on the other. When Ellie is satisfied she jumps down and decides to pick up a foam sword and start a sword fight with Uriah.
12. Ellie and Uriah begin to argue, Ellie gets hurt again and Momma has to separate the children and take the foam swords away. Of course I do all of this with a child attached to me like a plecostomus.
13. Ethan arrives home from his friend's house, he hears the kids crying because I took away their swords, sees me zooming through the house with a nursing pillow strapped around my belly with one arm around Tiberias who is nursing and with the other hand I am taking care of clean dishes. He shakes his head and says "Wow Mom... I should have stayed to help you." I assure him that it was alright and that I was so glad he was able to have fun with his friend. After a pause he looked at me and said " That pillow sure does come in handy". :)
Please DO share with me a bit about how your week is going, it's nice to commiserate with one another.
With love and laughter,
Dawna